The first truly inspired blog I've had in a while.

This was too funny to let it go without sharing it with the world. As you know, I frequent a fair few rooms on mugglenet. This is from spew. Now, in spew I have no op power, not even halfop, since spew is so full of people a million times more established that I probably wouldn't be considered for about five years, so fuck that lmao. Anyway, I am fairly established as a spewbie, so I do feel slightly offended when someone comes in with a stupid n00bish name and expects me not to treat them like filth. This is the case with a user who logged in as 'My_Chemical_Romance'. Unfortunately, this doesn't have a happy ending, but it's funny anyway. Bear in mind I get quite hyper when I haven't slept :D (And as a point of reference, there is a rumour that Gyll and I have been meaning to test, that eating pineapple makes your cum taste sweeter).

[02:43] * My_Chemical_Romance has joined #spew
[02:43] [RampantHeathen] my chemical romance sucks
[02:44] [My_Chemical_Romance] fucku u
[02:44] [Gyllian] :|
[02:44] * Gyllian thwacks Ethan.
[02:44] [My_Chemical_Romance] u clit sucker
[02:44] [RampantHeathen] Depends, if you're female, maybe
[02:44] [Gyllian] ....
[02:44] [Gyllian] My_Chemical_Romance, shut up.
[02:44] [RampantHeathen] I'm impartial to a bit of rug munching, why not?
[02:44] [RampantHeathen] I'm not selfish
[02:44] [RampantHeathen] I'm quite a giver in fact
[02:44] [RampantHeathen] So whaddya say?
[02:44] [Gyllian] Lol..
[02:44] * RampantHeathen prods My_Chemical_Romance
[02:44] [Gyllian] ETHAN
[02:44] [Gyllian] I ATE PINEAPPLE
[02:45] [Gyllian] WANNA TRY NOW?!
[02:45] * Gyllian snickers
[02:45] [RampantHeathen] lmao
[02:45] [RampantHeathen] I had forgotten the pineapple thing
[02:45] * Gyllian rolls over laughing
[02:45] [Gyllian] Don't ask.
[02:45] [RampantHeathen] Maybe My_Chemical_Romance can help us with our inventigations
[02:45] [Gyllian] Yes.
[02:45] [RampantHeathen] *investigations
[02:45] * Gyllian nods
[02:45] [RampantHeathen] hey My_Chemical_Romance
[02:45] [RampantHeathen] How would you like to suck me off/
[02:45] [RampantHeathen] ?
[02:45] * My_Chemical_Romance is now known as bored
[02:45] [RampantHeathen] I promise you it'll taste sweet
[02:45] [Gyllian] AHAHAHA
[02:45] [bored] ?
[02:45] [RampantHeathen] Lotsa pineapple ;)
[02:46] * Gyllian falls over laughing.
[02:46] [bored] fuck u u fag
[02:46] [RampantHeathen] In fact, you can eat pineapple rings off it
[02:46] * Gyllian chokes, laughing.
[02:46] [RampantHeathen] I'll be impressed if you can reach the last one
[02:46] [PTB-Away] jesus fucking christ
[02:46] [Gyllian] .... lol... Ethan, that's a bit too much o.0 pineapple rings..seriously.
[02:46] * PTB-Away sets mode: +b *!*@cloaked**Ethan'sIP**
[02:46] * You were kicked by PTB-Away (your banned untill I feel like unbanning you)

...and needless to say, that's where the encounter ends, but I thought it was hilarious. I'm still sniggering hehe. I quite like PTB's choice of "your" over "you're". The man's a genius ;c)

*Other users were deleted from the above log to.. erm.. protect their identities? Something like that.