Bible Bashing

[02:22:13] (Chels[far`far`away]) All of the nun's I've met are the sweetest people.
[02:22:31] (Warrington) Well no one expects a nun to headbutt you in the street and spit on you as you writhe in pain.
[02:22:39] (Lamina) ...
[02:22:47] (Lamina) AHH JILL STOP LAUGHING AT THAT MENTAL IMAGE.
[02:22:50] (Chels[far`far`away]) Warrington, think of the Good Samaritan school
[02:22:54] (Neutral`) ......
[02:22:56] (Neutral`) lmfao
[02:22:59] (Lamina) lmao
[02:23:02] (Chels[far`far`away]) oops
[02:23:02] (Chels[far`far`away]) I mean...
[02:23:04] (Chels[far`far`away]) Good Samaritan story
[02:23:13] (Warrington) And that would be?
[02:23:24] (Chels[far`far`away]) You don;t know the story of the Good Samaritan?
[02:23:29] (Warrington) I'm one of those heathens that don't follow the bible, sweetcheeks.
[02:23:37] (Lamina) ..cheeks
[02:23:38] (Neutral`) ive never even touched a bible..
[02:23:39] (Neutral`) lmao
[02:23:42] (Chels[far`far`away]) I thought EVERYONE knew about the story of the Good Samaritan...
[02:23:43] (Lamina) me either...
[02:23:49] (Neutral`) er not everyone is christian?
[02:23:51] (Lamina) ..not i!
[02:23:55] (Warrington) See how brainwashed you are?
[02:23:55] (Lamina) i know noah's ark though
[02:23:59] (Lamina) it was on rugrats
[02:24:02] (Neutral`) lmao salina
[02:24:03] (Chels[far`far`away]) ...
[02:24:04] (Lamina) lmao..
[02:24:07] (Warrington) If they teach all the kids in a 3rd world country hte same stuff
[02:24:13] (Warrington) they become dependant on the church.
[02:24:17] (Chels[far`far`away]) Noah's Ark and Good Sam are the two most known stories of the bible.
[02:24:20] (Neutral`) yeah, basically
[02:24:21] (Warrington) All their knowledge becomes church based.
[02:24:29] (Chels[far`far`away]) I don't become dependant on my church
[02:24:34] (Warrington) Opiate of the masses.
[02:24:34] (Chels[far`far`away]) I don't even follow my Religion that well.
[02:24:37] (Lamina) what about the genius
[02:24:38] (Lamina) er
[02:24:39] (Lamina) genisis..
[02:24:40] (Neutral`) ..
[02:24:42] (Lamina) genesis
[02:24:42] (Lamina) ...
[02:24:44] (Chels[far`far`away]) ohhh
[02:24:45] (Chels[far`far`away]) yes
[02:24:46] (Neutral`) i see that on jeopardy..
[02:24:47] (Chels[far`far`away]) Garden of Edan
[02:24:48] (Neutral`) lmao
[02:24:49] (Lamina) lmao...
[02:24:50] (Lamina) er yeah
[02:24:55] (Lamina) where mary is bitten by an apple
[02:24:56] (Lamina) er snake
[02:24:57] (Warrington) Eden*
[02:24:59] (Chels[far`far`away]) and Adam and Eve.
[02:25:00] (Neutral`) ................................
[02:25:00] (Chels[far`far`away]) lmao
[02:25:02] (Neutral`) salina......
[02:25:04] (Lamina) ......
[02:25:07] (Neutral`) ........
[02:25:10] (Lamina) er wait
[02:25:12] (Lamina) mary bites an apple
[02:25:14] (Lamina) and
[02:25:16] (Chels[far`far`away]) noooooooo
[02:25:17] (Lamina) jesus is bitten by a snake
[02:25:19] (Chels[far`far`away]) EVE bit the apple.
[02:25:19] (Lamina) wait
[02:25:20] (Lamina) adam
[02:25:21] (Chels[far`far`away]) wtf?
[02:25:22] (Lamina) ..................
[02:25:23] (Lamina) LOL
[02:25:26] (Warrington) And then King Julian turns up
[02:25:27] (Lamina) LOLLL
[02:25:28] (Chels[far`far`away]) You seriously don't know that story...
[02:25:29] (dabc) lmao
[02:25:30] (Warrington) and they all like to move it move it
[02:25:31] (dabc) WHAT BIBLE DID YOU READ
[02:25:32] (Lamina) LOL.
[02:25:33] (Warrington) and God steps in
[02:25:34] (Neutral`) lmfao
[02:25:35] (Warrington) and he's all
[02:25:36] (dabc) lmaooo
[02:25:37] (Lamina) LOLLLLLLL
[02:25:40] (Warrington) "dude that's not kosher"
[02:25:43] (dabc) THEN ADAM DRANK MOUNTAIN DEW
[02:25:43] (Warrington) so he floods the world.
[02:25:45] (Lamina) LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
[02:25:46] (Chels[far`far`away]) ...
[02:25:48] (Neutral`) lmfao
[02:25:48] (Warrington) And moses builds an ark.
[02:25:53] (dabc) to party i
[02:25:54] (dabc) in*
[02:25:57] (dabc) but only animals showed up
[02:25:58] (Chels[far`far`away]) Noah's Ark isn't even in that chapter of the bible...
[02:26:02] (Lamina) and then joseph marries three wise men
[02:26:07] (Neutral`) ahhhhhhh the bible gives me a headache
[02:26:08] (dabc) yea
[02:26:10] * Neutral` leaves for awhile
[02:26:12] (Warrington) And they had a big boat party
[02:26:13] (Lamina) lmao
[02:26:14] (Lamina) jill
[02:26:23] (Warrington) And the ants marched in two by two
[02:26:26] (Warrington) hurrah, hurrah.
[02:26:26] (Chels[far`far`away]) This isn't the bible, Jill lol
[02:26:28] (Neutral`) ......
[02:26:30] (Lamina) ...
[02:26:30] (Neutral`) lmfaooooo
[02:26:30] (Lamina) LOL
[02:26:31] (Lamina) LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
[02:26:33] (Neutral`) lmfaoooooooo
[02:26:37] (Lamina) LOLLLLLLLL YOU GUYS
[02:26:39] (Lamina) THATS SO HORRIBLE
[02:26:40] (Neutral`) lmfaooooooo
[02:26:42] (Warrington) And in the revised version
[02:26:43] (Lamina) to make fun LOLLLLLLLLL
[02:26:44] (Neutral`) ahhhh its so funny
[02:26:46] (Neutral`) lmao
[02:26:47] (Lamina) LOLLLL
[02:26:48] (Warrington) Moses SWATS THE TWO MOSQUITOS
[02:26:50] (Chels[far`far`away]) Paul do you know the story of the Good Samaritan?
[02:26:51] (dabc) LMAO
[02:26:52] (Lamina) LOLLLLLL
[02:26:53] (dabc) yea!
[02:26:54] (Neutral`) lmao
[02:26:57] (dabc) didnt he breakdance for scrilla
[02:27:00] (dabc) down at the bazaar
[02:27:00] (Neutral`) ....
[02:27:01] (Lamina) ....
[02:27:02] (Neutral`) lmao
[02:27:02] (Chels[far`far`away]) ...
[02:27:04] (Lamina) Lmao......
[02:27:05] (dabc) and then moses was like YO
[02:27:09] (dabc) I turn my cane into a snake
[02:27:10] (Lamina) and then the ants again?
[02:27:11] (dabc) and he breakdances
[02:27:13] (dabc) and gets more scrilla then me
[02:27:14] (Neutral`) lmfao
[02:27:16] (Chels[far`far`away]) Good Sam is in the NEW Testament...
[02:27:16] (Lamina) Lmao
[02:27:17] (dabc) I QUIT
[02:27:21] (dabc) then he led some jews
[02:27:23] (dabc) into a desert
[02:27:24] (Chels[far`far`away]) The other stories are in the OLD Testament.
[02:27:24] (Lamina) why do you have tests in the bible?
[02:27:26] (dabc) or took them out for dessert
[02:27:30] (Warrington) lol
[02:27:30] (dabc) somethin like that
[02:27:34] (Chels[far`far`away]) We don't have tests...
[02:27:37] (Warrington) And they wandered about for 40 years
[02:27:39] (dabc) actually
[02:27:40] (Warrington) looking for a restaurant
[02:27:43] (Chels[far`far`away]) I've never read the bible..
[02:27:44] (Neutral`) ...
[02:27:45] (dabc) i went to a private christian school
[02:27:48] (Warrington) alas, they couldn't find one that did a good banana split.
[02:27:49] (dabc) for about 4 years
[02:27:53] (Neutral`) lmao
[02:27:54] (dabc) so i know pretty much everything in the bible
[02:27:59] (dabc) i used to have to memeorize like scriptures
[02:28:05] * Neutral` sprays paul with bible spray
[02:28:05] (Chels[far`far`away]) The did wander for 40 years in the desert, Warrington... but not for a restaurant for somehwere to reside.
[02:28:05] (dabc) and then recite them
[02:28:07] (dabc) IT BURNS
[02:28:16] (Neutral`) lmao....
[02:28:16] (Warrington) Oh really Chelsea
[02:28:18] (Chels[far`far`away]) We've never had to read the bible
[02:28:21] (Chels[far`far`away]) Only parts of it.
[02:28:22] (Warrington) what a LUCKY COINCIDENCE
[02:28:27] (Warrington) that I should choose 40 years!
[02:28:28] (Lamina) lmao for a restaruant
[02:28:29] (Warrington) :o
[02:28:32] (Neutral`) lmao..
[02:28:33] (Lamina) lmao..
[02:28:35] (Lamina) ...
[02:28:37] (Chels[far`far`away]) ...
[02:28:39] (Lamina) is that when
[02:28:40] (Lamina) the king of egypt
[02:28:42] (Warrington) And anyway,
[02:28:42] (Lamina) made that
[02:28:44] (Lamina) break in the nile
[02:28:45] (dabc) jesus was the first emo he cut cut cut cut for our sins
[02:28:45] (Warrington) they find a restaurant
[02:28:49] (Lamina) and all the jewish
[02:28:49] (Warrington) then
[02:28:49] (Neutral`) ....
[02:28:50] (Neutral`) lmfao
[02:28:50] (Lamina) followed him
[02:28:51] (Lamina) to freedom
[02:28:51] (Warrington) Aaron was all like
[02:28:56] (Warrington) "moses thinks this is whack"
[02:28:57] (Warrington) cos
[02:29:00] (Warrington) there was NO SPACE
[02:29:00] (Lamina) it was seafood?
[02:29:01] (Warrington) AT THE INN
[02:29:05] (Lamina) OH NO
[02:29:06] (Lamina) AHHHHHHHH
[02:29:07] (Neutral`) o_o
[02:29:09] (Warrington) And so Moses had to sleep in a manger
[02:29:11] (Lamina) and then
[02:29:12] (dabc) lmao
[02:29:12] (Lamina) two marching ants
[02:29:13] (Warrington) and get chomped by donkeys all night.
[02:29:13] (Neutral`) did they have to sleep in his car =/
[02:29:14] (Neutral`) oh
[02:29:16] (Neutral`) :(
[02:29:19] (Warrington) But he enjoyed it really
[02:29:26] (Warrington) and recommended it to his mate Joseph
[02:29:26] (Lamina) moses had to sleep in a manger.............
[02:29:27] (Lamina) ................
[02:29:33] (Lamina) lmao...........
[02:29:37] (Warrington) Whose wife he had knocked up on the sly.
[02:29:39] (dabc) loL
[02:29:42] (dabc) aww wittle moses
[02:29:44] (dabc) with his lil beard
[02:29:44] (Neutral`) o_o
[02:29:49] (Lamina) ..lmao
[02:29:54] (Warrington) Thus the virgin mary gave birth to a kid in the manger in the stable
[02:29:58] (Warrington) and they named him
[02:30:00] (Warrington) Brian.
[02:30:07] (Neutral`) ...
[02:30:09] (Warrington) And then a Monty Python movie was made about it.
[02:30:18] (Chels[far`far`away]) ...
[02:30:22] (Neutral`) lmao
[02:30:26] (dabc) pch virgin my ass, i seen her behind the gym with the king
[02:30:28] (dabc) GETTIN HER MARY ON