I'm such a bastard

Really, I try not to be such an arsehole, but some people make it too easy to take the piss. Take the below example - I tried so hard not to do it, honestly!

[23:00:15] (Docta) 17. In 1895 Juan---------- , president of Argentina (1946-55, 1973-74), born.
[23:00:21] (Chivalry) veron
[23:00:25] (Chivalry) pinochet
[23:00:31] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) valdez
[23:00:35] (Docta) Here's a hint, pe___
[23:00:38] (Chivalry) peron
[23:00:39] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) perez
[23:00:40] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) peron
[23:00:41] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) evita
[23:01:13] (Chivalry) perin
[23:01:18] (Chivalry) pelos
[23:01:25] (Chivalry) penin
[23:01:26] * Docta has quit IRC (Broken pipe)
[23:01:29] (Chivalry) damnit
[23:01:31] (Chivalry) Now I'll never know.
[23:02:20] (Chivalry) It was peron damnit
[23:02:23] (Chivalry) I knew it was
[23:02:24] (Chivalry) cf;jtprxjnmt
[23:02:40] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) lol
[23:02:44] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) you seems .... cute
[23:02:53] (Chivalry) ...
[23:02:57] (Chivalry) I'm a mean, nasty person.
[23:03:06] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) Really?
[23:03:09] (Chivalry) Yup.
[23:03:37] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) that's really bad self-esteem
[23:03:41] (Chivalry) No no
[23:03:46] (Chivalry) I'm very happy with myself.
[23:03:51] (Chivalry) I just happen to not be very nice to people.
[23:03:54] (Chivalry) And I'm ok with that.
[23:04:04] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) then why would you label yourself as a nasty person
[23:04:09] (Chivalry) To scare people away.
[23:04:19] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) that's not very good
[23:04:26] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) seems like you have avoidance issues
[23:04:29] (Chivalry) it is if you don't like people.
[23:05:04] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) not to sound too shrinky but are you just shy of meeting ppl so you scare them away only to rely on your friends to make other friends?
[23:05:55] (Chivalry) I'm not shy.
[23:05:59] (Chivalry) I'm hateful.
[23:06:01] (Chivalry) Difference!
[23:06:05] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) why?
[23:06:22] (Chivalry) I think it might be because my father abandoned us when I was young.
[23:06:32] (Chivalry) My mother never took it well.
[23:06:37] (Chivalry) She turned to alcohol and cigarettes.
[23:06:44] (Chivalry) I took up smoking when I was thirteen.
[23:06:51] (Chivalry) I've been drinking as long as I can remember.
[23:07:00] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) how long have you been drinking
[23:07:01] (Chivalry) I just have a real tough time connecting with people who aren't like me.
[23:07:02] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) ?
[23:07:14] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) what IS like you?
[23:07:25] (Chivalry) I'm just.. just... this great, big, mess.
[23:07:29] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) coming from distraught families? cuz if it is then i'm pretty like you
[23:08:02] (Chivalry) And we never had much money growing up either
[23:08:09] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) my dad came out to my mom three years after i was born only to find out my mom's been cheating on him with his brother
[23:08:15] (Chivalry) my mum used to put me in dog-wrestling rings to pay for our groceries
[23:08:20] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) so my dad filed for divorce and my mom fought back
[23:08:23] (Chivalry) and I was only allowed cereal for two meals a day.
[23:08:28] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) OMG
[23:08:59] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) how long have you been abused like that?
[23:09:02] (Chivalry) Well it was either that or put me on the streets
[23:09:07] (Chivalry) I understand her thinking now, it's ok.
[23:09:30] (Chivalry) The scars will fade in time.
[23:09:30] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) Have you any anger towards her?
[23:09:47] (Chivalry) The anger only comes out when I'm drunk.
[23:09:56] (Chivalry) And I can't afford to be drunk when I work two jobs.
[23:10:00] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) How often is that?
[23:10:02] (Chivalry) Three, if you include the weekend work.
[23:10:22] (Chivalry) Well, on my nights off I drink
[23:10:25] (Chivalry) I have nothing else to do
[23:10:30] (Chivalry) and when I have nothing to do I think too much
[23:10:38] (Chivalry) its better to drink until I become numb, inside and out.
[23:10:54] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) do you have a girlfriend? or a guy friend? or a boyfriend (No offense btw)?
[23:11:14] (Chivalry) I have a girlfriend and a daughter
[23:11:21] (Cheyan) o.O
[23:11:22] (Chivalry) and she says if I don't start paying support, she's going to sue
[23:11:26] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) how old's your daughter?
[23:11:28] (Chivalry) But I don't have that kind of money
[23:11:32] (Chivalry) She's 4 months old
[23:11:34] (Chivalry) She's beautiful.
[23:11:38] (Chivalry) The apple of my eye
[23:11:41] (Cheyan) Chivalry, how old are you?
[23:11:45] (Chivalry) I'm twenty
[23:11:47] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) What about your wife?
[23:11:54] (Cheyan) Ah.
[23:11:55] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) how old is she?
[23:12:06] (Chivalry) She's 24, and she's not my wife.
[23:12:12] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) oh
[23:12:21] (Cheyan) Reminds me of my parents. Divorced when I was three or so, then my dad got a girlfriend a year later or so.
[23:12:37] (Chivalry) My father's been in and out of prison
[23:12:47] (Chivalry) Once he was only out for a few hours before he came round and beat me
[23:12:49] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) do you hate him?
[23:12:52] (Cheyan) I'm sorry. :/
[23:12:53] (Chivalry) and went straight back into custody.
[23:14:03] (Chivalry) Look, I'm sorry
[23:14:06] (Chivalry) I can't talk about this.
[23:14:08] (Chivalry) I've got to go.
[23:14:12] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) Well you know what Chivalry? It Will Get better
[23:14:12] (Cheyan) IT's alright.
[23:14:12] * Chivalry is now known as ChivAway
[23:14:13] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) much better
[23:14:32] (Cheyan) Feel better darling... I'm so sorry. :/
[23:14:38] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) stupid me

[23:19:16] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) hey nina.. warning
[23:19:21] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) when chivalry comes back
[23:19:23] (Nina) huh?
[23:19:36] (Yo_Madonna_PayUp) try not to say anything stupid, mean, demeaning, or act a bitch