Make Me a Pirate.

Click on the link below and make me a pirate please. I'd really appreciate it since Johnny Depp RUINED IT FOR ME. I hate him almost as much as I hate toenails.

Anyway, click on the link below. Make me a pirate. Don't ask me why Rum and Monkey get to decide whether or not I'm a pirate. We all know, deep down, that I am one anyway, but I just thought I'd make it official. Go on, click it. Consider it your good deed for the decade.

What kind of pirate am I? You decide!
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