April Fools' Day

[14:30:48] (Draco) You around?
[14:37:04] (Draco) Swags, I really need to talk to you, if you've got a minute.
[14:37:19] (Draco) Though I don't doubt it will take longer than that.
[14:39:48] (Swagato) shoot
[14:40:08] (Draco) Oh. If you're busy we can talk later.
[14:40:59] (Swagato) not really busy
[14:41:41] (Draco) Oh
[14:41:42] (Draco) k
[14:41:44] (Draco) Well
[14:42:06] (Draco) It's to do with the you-me-deea-piccolo thing
[14:42:17] (Draco) But less of the Deea and Piccolo
[14:42:32] (Swagato) er
[14:42:33] (Swagato) Ok?
[14:43:05] (Draco) Well the thing is
[14:43:15] (Draco) You know we're quite similar
[14:43:18] (Draco) in some ways
[14:43:36] (Swagato) you and I?
[14:43:36] (Draco) like we're both intelligent, witty etc etc
[14:43:38] (Draco) yes
[14:43:49] (Draco) You don't think we are?
[14:44:08] (Swagato) I do
[14:44:28] (Draco) k
[14:44:33] (Draco) And you know I said yesterday
[14:44:42] (Draco) that we don't necessarily agree on anything
[14:44:46] (Draco) but I like you anyway?
[14:44:46] (Swagato) true
[14:44:47] (Swagato) lol
[14:44:50] (Swagato) Its mutual
[14:45:51] (Draco) And whatever I say from now on stays between us
[14:45:58] (Swagato) Of cours.e
[14:46:00] (Draco) I mean it.
[14:46:06] (Draco) Absolutely between us.
[14:46:08] (Swagato) Alright.
[14:46:55] (Draco) I don't even know how to say this
[14:47:00] (Draco) Let me put it this way
[14:47:12] (Draco) Have you notice things between Deea and I have been... strained?
[14:47:16] (Draco) *noticed
[14:47:29] (Swagato) Yes
[14:47:48] (Draco) No wait
[14:47:50] (Draco) that sounds wrong
[14:47:55] (Draco) um
[14:48:01] (Swagato) Mutual dislike?
[14:48:19] (Draco) I'm phrasing it incorrectly
[14:48:25] (Draco) It's not to do with her
[14:48:28] (Swagato) Keep talking, I'm listening.
[14:48:29] (Draco) arrgghh
[14:48:33] (Draco) hold on
[14:48:36] (B-Swagato-Beater) Ok
[14:49:34] (Draco) Well
[14:49:41] (Draco) You and I operate on the same wavelength, right?
[14:50:03] (B-Swag-Beater) mhm
[14:50:04] (Draco) I don't necessarily get that with a lot of people
[14:50:06] (B-Swag-Beater) I hope so, lol
[14:50:14] (Draco) and when I do, they just come up with the same rubbish I spout
[14:50:30] (Draco) but I've always admired you for using the same thought processes
[14:50:34] (Draco) but coming up with different answers
[14:50:45] (Draco) you're like a breath of fresh air
[14:50:56] (B-Swag-Beater) here comes the marriage proposal...
[14:51:14] (Draco) Swags
[14:51:18] (Draco) I really like you.
[14:51:28] (Draco) That's why I hate her so much right now.
[14:51:32] (B-Swag-Beater) Hmm
[14:51:35] (B-Swag-Beater) Go on?
[14:52:02] (Draco) It's not the matey kind of 'like'.
[14:53:12] (Draco) say something before I curl up and die.
[14:53:17] (B-Swag-Beater) lol
[14:53:20] (B-Swag-Beater) No, go on
[14:53:29] (B-Swag-Beater) I mean, so far you haven't really explained anything..
[14:54:07] (Draco) I've said it Swags.
[14:54:09] (Draco) I want you.
[14:54:09] (B-Swag-Beater) I do like you and have respect for you, which is why I'm listening.
[14:54:10] (B-Swag-Beater) But
[14:54:30] (B-Swag-Beater) How do you want me..?
[14:54:43] (Draco) The way you want Deea.
[14:54:47] (Draco) The way James wants Pory.
[14:56:31] (Swagato) Hm.
[14:56:40] (Swagato) You know, for a moment
[14:56:53] (Swagato) I was almost convinced I had a real situation on my hands.
[14:57:06] (Swagato) So isn't it lucky I have a digital watch that tells me the date..
[14:57:17] (Draco) FUCK
[14:57:18] (Draco) lol
[14:57:22] (Swagato) haha
[14:57:24] (Swagato) Good try :P
[14:57:32] (Draco) rofl
[14:57:34] (Draco) I'm good though
[14:57:35] (Draco) admit it!
[14:57:38] (Swagato) lol