More Random Quotes

* Cho pokes ethan "hey ethan <3">
-A-Samantha[DND]- SMOOTH, SAM.
-A-Samantha[DND]- LOL, I was close to saying it in padfoot, but i wont spoil your fun

(Malfoy) rofl
(Malfoy) Pory
(Malfoy) You ass!
(A-Samantha[DND]) O.O
(A-Samantha[DND]) What?
(Malfoy) whois me, fool
(A-Samantha[DND]) ....
(A-Samantha[DND]) Uh..
(A-Samantha[DND]) ......
(Malfoy) Malfoy is ~Draco@B9D58BD0.1782D093.89698C46.IP * Rampant Heathen
(A-Samantha[DND]) I know
(A-Samantha[DND]) I just..
(A-Samantha[DND]) Wtf!
(Malfoy) hahahaha
(A-Samantha[DND]) >.<
(Malfoy) rofl
(Malfoy) Oh that is being blogged.
(A-Samantha[DND]) But WAIT
(A-Samantha[DND]) You're NOT Ethan
(A-Samantha[DND]) ..
(A-Samantha[DND]) I swear you're not.
(Malfoy) Who am I then?
(Malfoy) I mock j00 foreverz0rz
(A-Samantha[DND]) ..
(A-Samantha[DND]) But
(A-Samantha[DND]) jdsfsfdshfsjfhs
(A-Samantha[DND]) /quit

* Arthur_Weasley is now known as LordVoldemort
(LordVoldemort) Ethan
(Malfoy) Yeah?
(LordVoldemort) What happened to dear loki?
(Malfoy) Do you miss him/
(LordVoldemort) Very much
(Malfoy) haha
(Malfoy) yeah he's a good guy
(Malfoy) I thought you didn't like him.
(LordVoldemort) Yeah
(LordVoldemort) I allways liked him
(LordVoldemort) He was funny
(LordVoldemort) Do you still talk to him
(Malfoy) Yeah sometimes.
(Malfoy) Strange conversations.
(Malfoy) I think he might actually be insane.

(Malfoy) "I don't know what it is that makes me feel alive, I don't know how to wake the things that sleep inside, I only want to see the light that shines behind your eyes" ~ Oasis "Acquiesce"
* AnnBrb is now known as Ann
(Chels) Ethan I'm confused
(Chels) :((

(Monty) Gandhi had some lame moments.

(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) i have a huuge request
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) and if oyu do it
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) you'll be the best ever
(Draco) I already am the best ever.
(Draco) You're just too blind to see it.
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) lol
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) this will open my eyes
(Draco) I dunno. I don't like the sound of 'huuge request'.
(Draco) It’s usually followed by something like
(Draco) "I have an ugly sister who needs a date for the prom"

(*) Patches O'Houlihan (*) hey how is your adhd
(Monty) Cya /me smooches

(Monty) Is it "Ignore Ethan Day"?
(Monty) Cos I wish I had got that memo before I stayed up all night waiting for you to log on.

(Monty) i feel so tired and achey :(
(*) Patches O'Houlihan (*) why
(*) Patches O'Houlihan (*) are you coming down with the ol' bird flu
(Monty) I must've caught it off Rich's bird.
(Monty) But don't tell him.
(*) Patches O'Houlihan (*) haha
(*) Patches O'Houlihan (*) they found a dead bird at surrey quays which made me laugh
(*) Patches O'Houlihan (*) cause you see the state of that little water pond
(*) Patches O'Houlihan (*) probably died of depression
(Monty) lol
(Monty) "my life is shit." -dying squawk-
(*) Patches O'Houlihan (*) lol
(*) Patches O'Houlihan (*) aww

(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) loha
(Spazmo) Heyhey
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) what is up
(Spazmo) Ceilings!
(Spazmo) Nothing more than ceilings!
(Spazmo) Trying to forget myyyyy
(Spazmo) ceilings of paaaaaint
(Spazmo) Ceiliiiing
(Spazmo) Whoaaa
(Spazmo) Ceilings!
(Spazmo) whoooaaa
(Spazmo) Ceiilings!
(Spazmo) Hang on my mind!
(Spazmo) Ceiiiilings
(Spazmo) whoaaaa
(Spazmo) Ceiiiliiiing
(Spazmo) s
(Spazmo) whoooaaa
(Spazmo) Ceilings!
(Spazmo) And they're all quite hiiiiiigh

(Spazmo) I didnt get any easter eggs.
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) i know
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) my mother put five pounds in my bank account
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) so i could buy one haha
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) so i went yesterday
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) and got one of those expensive ones for 2.49
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) bargain!
(Spazmo) Thorntons?
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) no just those double cadbury ones
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) the egg within an egg
(Spazmo) Oh.
(Spazmo) Thorntons had a massive sale.
(Spazmo) all their eggs were one or two quid.
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) wow
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) did you try and fertilize em
(Spazmo) I made some of them creme eggs, yeah.
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) hahaha
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) lmao
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) thats so filthy

(Cunning Linguist) What's the difference between a magician's wand and a policeman's truncheon?
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) the magician's wand doesnt beat random passing black people
(Cunning Linguist) Actually that's a cool answer too.
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) what was your answer
(Cunning Linguist) huh?
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) the end of your joke
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) truncheon wand
(Cunning Linguist) eh?
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) fuucks sake fool
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) whats the difference between a policeman's truncheon
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) and a magician
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) that was you im sure
(Cunning Linguist) I dunno. What is the difference between a policeman's truncheon and a magician?
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) you asked ME that
(Cunning Linguist) Oh. I thought you asked me.
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) no you asked me
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) and isaid about a black man being beaten up
(*) Patches O’Houlihan (*) what was the answer
(Cunning Linguist) 42.

Rewriting the Wiki for Hackney

Unlike most English districts, its council is led by a directly-elected mayor. (Jules Pipe, whose name has recently been immortalised as rhyming slang.)

The borough is known for being one of the poorest and crime-affected London boroughs. (It's a shithole.)

Despite this perception it is a place of considerable contrasts. (One minute you're alive, next you're bleeding in a gutter with a tramp pissing on your face as you slowly die.)

Also in the south west is Hoxton and Shoreditch which are central to the London arts scene and home to numerous clubs, bars, shops and restaurants, much of which is centered on Hoxton Square. (Don't bend over in Hoxton if you value your sphincter.)

The development of Shoreditch and Hoxton caused land value to increase in the area such that developers looked to other parts of the borough for development. (Pickings got slim.)

Much of Hackney is inner-city in character and in places like Dalston large housing estates now sit side-by-side with gated communities. (If you have money, lock yourself away.)

The main commercial and retail centre of Hackney is known as Hackney Central to distinguish it from the rest of the borough. (This name also reflects its similarity to twin-town South Central in L.A., which shares its history of gang-related violence and gun culture.)

To the north of the borough is Clapton, Stamford Hill and Stoke Newington. (Each only known for shootings, Jews and stabbings respectively.)

The population is ethnically diverse. (What's red on the outside and black on the inside? A bus through Hackney.)

32% of householders are owner–occupiers. (Evidently excluding the social housing, which makes up about 75% of dwellings in Hackney.)

Hackney is currently the only inner London borough north of the Thames that has no London Underground stations other than those on its borders with other boroughs. (Hackney is so rough that not even the tube dares run through it.)

Transport for London is extending the East London Line northwards through the borough reusing some of the abandoned line between Dalston Junction and Broad Street with stations at Shoreditch High Street, Hoxton, Haggerston and Dalston Junction. (So that the yuppies who have to keep themselves locked in have a quicker means of escape in the mornings.)

When complete, the line will be handed over to Network Rail who will run services from Hackney to South London. (When complete, the line will be abandoned once more, proudly symbolising Hackney Council's love of wasting money.)

Hackney Griffens Rugby Football Club play at Springhill Park, near the Lea Bridge Canal. The ground is one of the oldest rugby pitches in the country, hosting sides since 1879. (Never mind all the footballing greats spurned from Hackney Marshes. The Marshes are now less famous for football and more for stabbings and is a favourite dumping ground for serial killers.)

Planning is underway for a new club house at Springhill Park, which will incorporate a range of excellent facilities. (The chickens will no longer have to deal with the Griffens' club meetings in their shed. A strike for feathered miscreants everywhere.)

Really lame update

Well, as you can see from the lack of posts, April and May were really lame months. When I become World Chancellor, I shall destroy the winter and spring months so that summer is longer (I quite like autumn too so that can remain).

Things that I have accomplished done this month:

• Exams. European law, public law, something law, other law and German law. A friend gave me an 'energy tablet' for my German exam. Suddenly, everything out of the corner of my eye was in neon colours and my skin felt like it was crawling. Don't take energy pills from people you know are crackheads. That's at least one resit.
• Girlfriend. Lots of doing girlfriend.
• Stopped being nice to all the girls I thought I might want to date (no point wasting energy).
• Washed my car. Then it rained next day. Point still stands.
• Helped smash down a wall at one of my dad's houses. Felt manly. Was good.
• Bought a really cute necklace for said girlfriend, but she refuses to see me during her exams because I'm "distracting" (as if MSN isn't). So now she isn't getting her necklace for ages.
• Shaved Skippy's head.
• Watched a lot of Frasier.
• Drank a lot.
• Nursed many-a headache.
• Had a 'stereo war' with the electrician working next door. Lost. Computer decided MSN, mIRC and WMP was too much to handle at one time. $1000 piece of crap.

AT THIS POINT I GOT BORED AND WANDERED AFK AND I CANT REMEMBER WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT AND SO I'M JUST POSTING IT WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD!!!! VIVA LA POOP